NakedMagician.com

Yes, I have actually performed naked at a private party!
Well of course it was in San Francisco; where else would it have been???
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The magician is naked. His lovely assistant is naked. Yet the magician slips a red handkerchief up inside the lovely assistant's foreskin... and pulls it out his rear end!
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Two volunteers join the magician on stage -- naked. Wrists tied together with ropes, they seem permanently linked. Laughter follows as they try to unlink themselves -- until the magician releases them without untying the knots!
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An assistant places a silver ball on the top edge of a large handkerchief held by the magician. The magic ball then floats down, up, around, and behind them. Oh, by the way... both the magician and his lovely assistant are 100% STARK NAKED!
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The World's Most Difficult Card Trick^tm

Why is this the world's most difficult card trick? Because the cards are jumbo size, the magician is the assistant and the assistant is the magician, and there's nothing up his sleeve. How can you be sure? Because the magician is stark naked, his lovely assistant is stark naked, and there can't be anything up his sleeve or his anything else. If you want, the assistant can be tied up, too!
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Giant Pencil From Crotch

A huge 4-foot pencil, 3 inches in diameter, comes out of the naked magician's crotch! Obviously there was nothing up his sleeve, but are you sure there was nothing up his anything else?

Hard and Soft Wands

Is your magic wand soft? You want to make it hard? If so, you need the help of the naked magician. Watch as he makes his lovely assistant's, uh, wand get hard and soft whenever desired!

The Master of Carbonation

Penn and Teller taught me this trick... but they didn't say you could do it naked. But trust me... if you know how to make a can of soda pop explode onstage, you'd BETTER be naked or your clothes are going to get very, VERY messy!